CumbrianWars

Four factions. Twelve turfs. One question nobody in Cumbria asked but somebody's going to have to answer: who's in charge round here?

Train an army. Attack your enemies. Spy on your neighbours. Steal their gold, their sheep, and whatever's left of their dignity. Then log off and get your tea. It's turn-based. We understand you have things on.

• Jam Eaters Whitehaven · Workington · Maryport Coal miners, dock workers, and folk who'll fight you just for calling it "The Lake District." Bonus: attack. Obviously.
• Reivers Carlisle · Penrith · Brampton Centuries of cross-border trading and low-key smuggling. Still not entirely sure which country they're in, financially speaking. Bonus: income.
• Wool Backs Barrow · Ulverston · Millom Cumbrian but only since 1974, still not happy about it. Rarely seen in daylight. Bonus: defence.
• Offcomers Keswick · Ambleside · Windermere Arrived for a walking holiday in 2003 and never left. Will charge you £14 for a sandwich. Bonus: spy.

You get turns. You spend turns. Each turn you can train soldiers, buy weapons, attack someone from Barrow, or quietly spy on that bloke from Keswick who's doing suspiciously well in the rankings.

Win fights. Steal gold. Climb the leaderboard. The game runs constantly, even when you're sleeping.