CumbrianWars

Four factions. Twelve turfs. One question nobody in Cumbria asked but somebody's going to have to answer: who's in charge round here?

Train an army. Attack your enemies. Spy on your neighbours. Steal their gold, their sheep, and whatever's left of their dignity. Then log off and get your tea. It's turn-based. We understand you have things on.

• West Coast Whitehaven · Workington · Egremont Coal miners, dock workers, and men who'll fight you just for calling it "The Lake District." Bonus: attack. Obviously.
• Borderers Carlisle · Penrith · Brampton Centuries of cross-border trading and low-key smuggling. Still not entirely sure which country they're in, financially speaking. Bonus: income.
• Islanders Barrow · Ulverston · Millom Cut off from the rest of Cumbria since approximately forever. Doing fine, thanks. Haven't checked the news since 1987. Bonus: defence.
• Offcomers Keswick · Ambleside · Windermere They came for the views and managed to monetise existence. If they could charge you for breathing their air, they would. Bonus: spy.

You get turns. You spend turns. Each turn you can train soldiers, buy weapons, attack someone from Barrow, or quietly spy on that bloke from Keswick who's doing suspiciously well in the rankings.

Win fights. Steal gold. Climb the leaderboard. The game runs constantly — even when you're sleeping.